That’s The Sound Of The Men.
2April 15, 2014 by sandwichcontrol
Or what’s left of them, anyway.
Haints, yo. Haints.
Yesterday was a day of more discomfort on behalf of my shoulder. It had turned against me. Well, I can’t got for that.
That’s why I’ve decided to call an emergency massage session. One focused specifically on my busted ass shoulder and the muscles being strained by its busted-assed-ness. Yeah. That’s a word. Read a friggin’ book.
But before the rub down can happen, I have to survive my morning workout. The Blacksmith advised me to buy a six-foot dowel rod so that I can do some shoulder flexibility exercises that he knows. I just envision him whacking me in the shoulder with it while I do wide-grip archer pushups.
“Weak shoulders do not exist in this dojo. Do they?”
(sobbing) “No…sensei…”
Either way, I decided it would be prudent to wear my TMNT shirt just in case. Donnie representin’.
Speaking of science nerds, check out this rad video I saw yesterday:
I want to make one of those contraptions. I really need to go back to school to get my degree in Science.
Not today, though. I need a massage first.
On that note, I’m off to get hit with a stick.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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Nothing about last night’s lunar eclipse?