And by Grismas, I mean exhaustion.

I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing Spoke a Happy Birthday. He’s a dog. Don’t wish him a happy one or he’ll pee on the floor. He’s excitable.

I truly understand exhaustion now. I thought I knew. What I thought was exhaustion was really just tired. Tired is when you feel sleepy and don’t want to get out of bed. Exhaustion is when you DON’T wake up and when you finally do, you CAN’T get out of bed. Moving any body part feels like trying to heft an anchor from the depths of the dream sea, but the Kraken made a nest on it and is being like one of those people that don’t leave their screened-in hut on the beach in the middle of a hurricane because it is is their home.

That’s how I feel this morning.

Obviously. Because this post is going up hours later than normal. I didn’t have time to write it before workout. Now is time for breakfast.

In other news, I’d like to say congrats to the Man With the Plan on his new job. Your old job can eat a bag of dick-stuffed old ladies shoes. They will regret their decision, either way.

Yesterday I picked up my new merch prototype. Remember those patches that I had made? Well, the cost on them was too high for reselling them. So, what to do with them? I had been giving them to donors to the site. But then my “Q” baseball hat starting taking a turn for the worse, so I thought maybe I’ll have the company that made the patches just sew one onto a new hat for me.

And it is awesome.

New hat!

I got two. My thinking was either way I could use two. I could wear one now and use the second as backup for after I destroy the first one. Or… I could give the second one away. I am brainstorming ideas for a contest. If you have any ideas for the contest, feel free to share them. Think of it as a mini-contest. The person who comes up with the best contest idea, gets, let’s say, 5 each of the three new clear stickers I just got. How’s that sound?

Okay, I have to go get this day started. Again. Restarted. Like Windows Vista.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC