It was even dirtier than you imagined it to be.

You know, I think I dated a girl who played bass for Convertible Meat Pan. She was such an asshole.

But that’s neither here nor there. What is here (and there) is the fact that it is Weird Al Day. That’s right, the new album comes out today nerds. I should have it waiting on me somewhere. Probably the innernet.

Have you seen the new video? No?! And you call yourself a nerd? Shameful. Go watch it. Here. And have fun. It’s mandatory.

Yesterday was gross. I was sweaty. I was filthy from the stuff clinging to the sweat. I was itchy from being covered in filth. And I probably used 3 rolls of paper towels over the course of the day. But the good news is that we got the garage cleaned up and the new fridge installed. I’m letting it air out for a day or two.

Currently it stinks of the half a bottle of bleach cleaner I used on it. And then the half bottle of 409 Antibacterial All-Purpose cleaner I used after the bleach ran out. It was filled with smarm demons, yo. And I performed an exorcism. I even washed all of the shelves and racks on the sanitizing setting in the dishwasher. I can’t have no crackhead’s bad doogies infected my fermentation process.

I have to go sweat some more now. Thanks goodness it is supposed to be cold today.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC