The story actually begins before the past. Let’s call it the distant past, for simplicity’s sake.

Happy ‘Merica Day everybody. Be sure to take a moment from your busy day of eating meat and swilling beers, to thank an English person for exporting their Puritans and debtors to this little patch of land. And be sure to thank a Native American for helping said Puritans and debtors not starve to death, but then subsequently dying a lot at the hands of the people they saved. God Bless America.

Speaking of the national anthem, have you seen the new trailer for the Jimi Hendrix bio-pic starring Andre 3000? No?! Shameful:

Yesterday was a busy day. As usual. I did a bunch of stuff. With only this poster and a headache to show for it:

I’ll be selling those for $15 next Saturday (the 12th) at the roller derby tournament. I’ll also have the other 4 posters there as well. And stickers. And buttons. And t-shirts. Or hit me up before then if you can’t make it. Whatever.

Today is a normal Friday for me. I’m up way too early to sweat to the oldies. Then coffee and work. All before I start working on cooking meat over fire. Like my ancestors. The ones in caves. Who would revere me as a village elder.

Anyway, have fun tonight. Don’t shoot your eye out. They’ll all know you’re the werewolf then.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC