Dinosaurs, yo.

I’d like to start off today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Julia Child. Be sure to make something delicious today in honor of her awesomeness.

C’est bon!

So, the Man with the Plan sent me a video. This video:

Which sent me cascading down the YouTube rabbit hole until I landed on something amazing. Allow me to take you one an abridged version of my journey.

I started with a Beastie Boys cover by Muppets that led me to an all women trio doing an acoustic cover of Paul Revere:

This is, in turn, led me down a path of acoustic covers of rap songs. That led me down a sketchy alleyway of acoustic R&B covers which landed me at Chet Faker doing a live cover of “No Diggity”. Which is amazing:

Right? That led me to explore them a bit more. And then I found my new jam. Complete with sexy choreographed roller skate dancing. As they skate down the road at night. Yeah:

Those thighs. . .

I don’t know about you, but I need an ice cold shower now. (Waggles head from side to side with slack jowls.)

For my skater friends out there, their footwork is friggin’ amazing. That’s like watching a porno and being like “Man, that’s a nice couch.”

Whatever. I’ve got it if you want it.

In keeping with the musical nature of the post, have you heard about Jeff Goldblum and his jazz piano show? It sounds amazing. To learn more about it, click here. I know what Im doing the next time I’m in L.A. That and courting my dream girl at the Pie Hole. Then, we can all head to the In-N-Out Burger. After the what-have-you.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC