1. Winter May Be Coming.

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    August 6, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

    But it needs to hurry its ass up. I’m tired of being so sweaty.

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  2. Canned Heat.

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    August 5, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

    Wasn’t that a really terrible softcore flick on late night Skin-a-max?

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  3. Sometimes You Want To Eat a Salad.

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    August 4, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

    And sometimes you just want to burn your house down. Somethings are best left undone.

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  4. When the Genitals Actually Find Each Other.

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    August 3, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

    After the long slog through the jungle. They’ll be all like “Dr. Livingston, I presume.”

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  5. This Is Why I Don’t Have Nice Things.

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    August 2, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

    Your God just poops on them.

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