This Is Why I Don’t Have Nice Things.

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August 2, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

Your God just poops on them.

I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Kevin Smith. Be sure to wish him one as well.

Yeah, didn’t get to seeĀ Guardians of the Galaxy last night. Flights got delayed and I made it back 15 minutes after the movie started. So, I hid from everybody. So as to not have to listen to them talk about how awesome the movie was and then subsequently stab them to death with a Bic mechanical pencil.

I’m off to a writer’s round table this morning. And I’m running late.

Eat a turd.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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