No, stupid. Don Quixote.

I think he was a knight or something.

(This entire post was written and should be read in Brock Samson’s voice.)

I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Squeaker. Be sure to wish her one as well. If you know what’s good for ya’.

So there’s this store in Japan called Don Quixote. It is what Walmart would be if Sam Walton had been Timothy Leary. It has nothing to do with the Cervantes book about an old dude and windmills. It has everything to do with cucumber Pepsi, Hello Kitty vibrators, and a penguin in a santa hat.

This penguin:

People like this shop there:

And the store plays this on loop all the time:

Whereas they should play this instead:

Overall the store is pretty rad. It is very similar to Walmart in that you can find just about everything you need there. And one stop shopping is super handy when you need to find all of your supplies for the batshit crazy party you are throwing tonight at the dungeon/French maid themed tea house your mom owns.

Enough about that.

So, I’ve added my favorite photos from the derby games this past Saturday to my Flickr. Feel free to check them out here. I’m telling you, that new lens is amazing, doc.

Okay, I have to go do some manly shit with weights or something.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC