I think they share one.

Last night, Zaxxon called to tell me about this guy who worked with the Forest Service. He was killed by a bear. He was bitten?

No.

He was eaten.

Or at least chewed on. Particularly in the head region. So, I’d like to now have a moment of silence for paid intern Adam Stewart.

And this is why the interns need to each have a glock.

I’m about to go on a 24-hour drunk and then I’m going to find the bear that killed paid intern Adam Stewart. And possibly destroy it.

My question is who is going to hunt down and kill the beast, thus avenging paid intern Adam Stewart and restoring honor to his family?

In other news, giant spiders are invading Swansea.

Yesterday was a mix of cleaning up things covered in bird shit and running up and down stairs. My booty is sore today. And I’m about to go do it all again.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC