That brings the dead back to life?

A Necromantic Comedy.

I don’t know how they didn’t try to sell this movie as that. And yes, I thought of that all on my very own. After a quick Google search, I realize that I am not the first, but one of the few that thought of it. Whether that’s a good thing or bad thing, well, that’s to be seen.

I’d like to begin by wishing a very Happy Birthday to IZA. Be sure to wish her one as well.

Yesterday was a mixed bag of good and bad.

The happy news is that the 5th expansion for Cards Against Humanity came in. Hooray! You aren’t ready. Also, I might start using double contractions all the time. Maybe just when I’m saying “you aren’t”. I’m thinking of switching it to “you’ren’t”. It’ll sound like yurnt. Which makes me laugh for some reason.

The sad news is that my air conditioner stopped doing it’s job. Again. Sort of. If I shut it off and go outside and hose the fan off, thus forcing it to spin and pump out heat, then turn it back on, every few hours, then it cools off the house a little bit. Not hooray.

But I couldn’t leave you on a downer note such as that. Another bit of awesome news is that my new lens came in. And I tested it out a little. Yesterday’s Daily Photo was just the tip of the sweet love machine that is about to be shooting your face. Ahem. That got sexier than I meant it to. Pardon me.

Anywho, I tested out the new lens. Just a teensy tiny bit. Wanna see what I got? Okay.

This is Ben:

Ben sold me my lens. He also tolerated me taking this photo of him. He has no idea that I’m putting it on the innernet. Thanks Ben.

This is Kingston:

You are Kingston’s favorite person in the whole world right now. He thinks it would be an awesome idea for you to put some food in his bowl right about now. Because he loves you so much.

This is Eazy:

Eazy buries shits bigger than you. Usually Kingston’s. Because Kingston doesn’t have time for burying his own shit on account of loving you so much. Right this second. In your face. Eazy also wanted me to tell you that he doesn’t like you. If you think that he does, you are falling for his devious master plan. Sucker.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was yesterday.

I am putting together a plan for this portrait project. Once I get gear assembled and a location picked out, I’ll let you know. So that you can sign up for me to shoot you.

What fresh hell does today hold in store? From the looks of it so far, no telling. It is really dark outside. Because the sun is still in bed.

I’m off to suffer.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC