And I’ll bone you.”

The Rev. Dark Wombat and I may have discovered the secret knowledge that Harry Potter is actually Warner Brothers’s “Star Wars” and it is now going to effect (and/or affect) the Justice League of America.

We’ll tell you all about it when you’re older.

Today’s song is “Ace Of Spades” by Motörhead. It is being brought to you today by Shamröck.

I’m working all weekend, so yesterday was mostly work.

I did get to the Daily Photo early, though…

“Old Shoes (And Picture Postcards)”

Then I worked on props for today’s shoot. I really hope I can not fuck this up. I’m pretty excited about it. If I can pull it off, your heads are going to explode.

After that was more work with a break for stories and nachos with Rev. DW.

Then it was back to work. I started working on photoshoots and immediately hit a snag. For tomorrow’s shoot. I’m hoping to remedy that today. I didn’t want to start messaging people at 10pm on a Saturday lest I confirm a lot of their suspicions that I’m a serial killer/bottom toucher.

Rest assured, I don’t need bottoms for the photo tomorrow. I need your mouths. Just two of you.

All right. I’ve gotta go drink more coffee to help with this time change. It’s fucking with me.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC