1. You Think You’re a Vulcan? (Lifts Hair To Inspect Ear.)

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    January 13, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    Well you’re not. Take a look in the mirror, buddy.


  2. Pressure Drop.

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    January 12, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    Therefore temperature drop.


  3. Tired On Tired.

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    January 11, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    My new Dylan-esque collection of folk songs/slam poetry about naps, nachos, and being in love with Rogue from the X-Men.


  4. You Can Never Have Enough Gravy.

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    January 10, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    It would be raw bacon. I’m a fucking raptor.


  5. I Hurt Myself Today.

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    January 9, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

    Not so much to see if I could still feel, but more because I’m a klutz.


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