In my sexy Virgin Mary costume.

I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Blatzy. Be sure to wish that handsome devil one as well.

You may have noticed that I didn’t make a post on Saturday.

Maybe you didn’t.

Well either way, I didn’t make a post on Saturday.

Because I was too busy trying to get my phone to stop shitting its pants.

Did I manage to? Fuck no, I didn’t.

So here’s a recap of my weekend, since I wasn’t around to give you a play by play.

Friday night’s Grismas dinner party got pretty trippy…

Saturday was spent working on my phone and having a headache.

Then I had to go do more Grismas stuff…

On Sunday I kicked ass around the house.

I wrapped presents. I did laundry. I baked brown bread. I took Taco Planet to the store with me as I prepped for today’s Grismas festivities.

Word to Me stopped by as we were loading our groceries into the car. She brought me a dead man’s hat…

Then I cooked some more. I cleaned some more. And Jitterbug and I went to the store again.

We had a chill night and worked on a million little projects.

Today is Monday.

I’m about to go to work.

Because that’s what I do on Mondays.

After work I need to start cooking for tonight’s party.

So many mini corndogs.

There won’t be a post tomorrow because it’s Grismas and I’ll be busy hiding from people. And hopefully reading all the comics that people are about to give me.

See ya’ in a few days.

Happy Grismas.

More soon. ~SC