Is just a gateway drug to throwing huge dildos in the Dollar Store’s dumpster.

Happy Opposite Day!

I started my celebration by taking a photo of my favorite person instead of myself for a change…

It just blows my mind how lucky I am.

sigh.

Yesterday was a madhouse.

I had to balance out the chaos by eating half a package of E.L.Fudge Elfwiches. The double stuffed ones.

Cod they’re so good.

Anyway, I kicked a lot of ass yesterday.

I even got a little ahead for today.

Which is awesome because I’ve got to leave around noon to go to Mr. Boobodie’s swim meet.

After that Jitterbug and I have a night off.

Which means we will probably work around the house.

Because that’s what we do.

See ya’ tomorrow. I’ll have something to put in your mouth. Get ready to receive my offering.

More soon. ~SC