Because I don’t know them.

They are also unicorns.

Happy Spinach Day!

Eat your veggies today, bitch.

Yesterday was batshit crazy.

There was normal work stuff.

And then there was the roughly 1936 pounds of mushroom compost that I moved by myself.

Twice.

I mean. What?!

Where’d that come from?

What the fuck, Monday?!

I also got a Jane Magnolia for Jitterbug, so I got to break in a new shovel, too. By digging a friggin’ big ass hole.

And the warehouse where they store the replacement parts for the fans at work was hit by a tornado. A year after it was damaged by a hurricane.

Now my fan blades are backordered for like 90 days.

Also, a lot of people were super manic. Lots of super ups and downs all over the damn place.

And I ate more carrots at dinner than chicken nuggets.

What’s happening in the world?

But that Sweet Hot mustard, though. Am I right?

Yeah, you know what I’m talking about.

Today is going to be another weird day.

I’ve got to do prep work for my bees because Spring decided to wake them up a little early.

I also need to do some odd jobs for a bunch of houses for work work and home work.

I also have to get all of my stuff done that needs doing for tomorrow.

Because I’ll be spending most of tomorrow doing birthday eclipse stuff with J-Bird.

I also need to read the last of my single issue comics before I buy more tomorrow.

Okay. Enough talkie.

Time for workie.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC