1. I Picked Them.

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    March 26, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Because I don’t know them. They are also unicorns. Happy Spinach Day! Eat your veggies today, bitch. Yesterday was batshit …
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  2. Keeping All of the Cats Outta Your Handbasket.

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    March 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And counting your eggs before they’re scrambled. Happy Read Tolkien Day! Yes. That’s my copy of the Lord of the …
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  3. Twenty a Piece Or Total?

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    March 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And just to clarify, we are talking about the points we get for hitting them with the car, right? Happy …
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  4. Packing the Weirdest Assortment of Items.

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    March 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Into my car. Happy Chip & Dip Day! So Jitterbug and I totalled murdered the shit out of Goof Off …
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  5. You Think I Don’t Make Sense?

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    March 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    You’re right. I don’t. I make dollars. Bitch. Happy Goof Off Day! I’d also like to wish a very Happy …
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