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Watch Out For That Hole!
0March 11, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
(Immediately steps into hole.) Found it! Happy Napping Day! And it couldn’t come at a better time. Because fuck a …
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When The Pantyhose Hit the Water.
0March 10, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Whoa. Like magic. If only those were pantyhose. Happy Mario Day! I had a great time at the workshop yesterday. …
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Flipping Off a Baby.
0March 9, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Is almost as satisfying as flipping off a dog. Babies just don’t look nearly as confused and upset by it. …
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Things I Can’t Imagine.
0March 8, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Like my life without Harry Potter. Or my life without all the amazing women in it. Happy International Women’s Day! …
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It’s Kinda Like a Game of Tag.
0March 7, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Except it’s tag you’re dead. Happy Cereal Day! Have a great time shredding the fuck out of the inside of …
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