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Mooks.
0March 6, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
A billion. Happy Dress Day! I’ll be wearing my most comfortable dress to Ash Wednesday mass… I’m just kidding. I …
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Getting the Sleepy Time Itches.
0March 5, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
At 7am. That means it’s bedtime, right? Happy Mardi Gras!!! Only Jitterbug is gonna find where I hid that little …
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So Many Jokes About Hose.
0March 4, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That Marie Kondo doesn’t even know what to do with her hands. Happy Pound Cake Day! I pounded the shit …
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There Is No Donuts.
0March 3, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
There is only Zuul. Happy I Want You To Be Happy Day! Today, make it a point to do something …
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I Don’t Know If You Know This.
0March 2, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
But some wolves are stupid. Happy Old Stuff Day! Be sure to reminisce over your old stuff today. Maybe go …
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