Humorous and Depressingly Accurate.
0April 7, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
T-Shirts describing my anti social behaviors.
Happy No Housework Day!

Today is a day that I’ve been looking forward to for a while.
I’m using it as an excuse to force myself to rest.
No yard work. No dishes.
Just comics and possibly stories with the Rev. Dark Wombat.
Yesterday was a long day.
Everything I tried to do for myself, didn’t work like I wanted it to.
Fires wouldn’t stay lit for me. Weedeaters wouldn’t start. Take orders got mixed up.
But alas, things I did with other people in mind went fantastic.
I took Gabb the Blabb to Starbucks on our way to my work stuff in the morning.
I murdered a red cedar for Jitterbug.
I got the parts I ordered for work in early.
We surprised the Blacksmith for his birthday by all bowling together.
It was pretty awesome.
By sundown I gave up on trying to do things for selfish reasons and just settled in to hang with everyone.
At which point they all did their own thing and I went off to read comics.
Funny how that works sometimes.
All right, I’m gonna go mess up my kitchen and ignore it until tomorrow.
See ya’ then.
More soon. ~SC
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