1. Yo Necesito Beber Más Agua.

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    June 10, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Gracias, guapo. That’s what it’s like to practice Spanish with myself in the mirror. I’d like to begin this morning …
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  2. “And I Saw This Old Lady’s Cooter.”

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    June 9, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    “And it was… not good.” Happy Writer’s Rights Day! Yesterday was a long day. And a helluva doozy on top …
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  3. There’s Always Something To Tweeze.

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    June 8, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And other revelations. Happy Best Friends Day! I was lucky enough to spend a wonderful evening at the ol’ ball …
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  4. “Like the Thing Doctors Use.

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    June 7, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    But made out of something else.” “What, like Bavarian cream?” Happy Doughnut Day! Yesterday was fucking crazy. It rained all …
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  5. Did You Just Gaslight God?

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    June 6, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    No. Okay, maybe just a little. Happy Yo-Yo Day! I like that you can’t see the string on my yo-yo. …
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