We were discussing prison orgies.

Happy Autumnal Equinox!

You can celebrate by enjoying a fall favorite…

Happy Pot Pie Day!

An old childhood classic.

It’s really not that bad if you mix some mac-n-cheese and mini raviolis into it.

And drown it in Taco Bell Fire Sauce and shredded cheese.

Yesterday was a fucking long day.

My calm before the shit storm was brief and punctuated with GooGoo scratching and/or licking herself every fifteen seconds.

After about twenty minutes of “peace and quiet” I got to work.

I cleaned the kitchen, dirtied the kitchen, then cleaned the kitchen again.

Then I started prepping for HayHay’s tie dye birthday party.

Once I got done setting up, I headed to the store to buy groceries for family dinner for her.

Then I dirtied up the kitchen again.

Once people showed up I busied myself with repotting pants and generally staying the fuck away from all that squealing and giggling.

Another trip to the store and then it was time to start cooking.

So I cleaned the kitchen again.

And dirtied it again.

Then a fuckload of people came over and ate dinner and showered HayHay with attention and gifts.

Then I cleaned the kitchen two more times.

Because one additional time didn’t get it clean.

Then I went to fucking bed.

I had a lot of thoughts of fire and death and fantasized about having Wolverine’s claws a lot yesterday. So I listened to Alan Watts for a couple of hours to balance everything back out.

Today is Monday.

Cod only knows what today holds in store.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC