1. The More I Learn About Neurosis.

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    September 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    The more my eye twitches. I think I got Tourette Syndrome from an audiobook. That’s how that works, right? Like …
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  2. Mayonnaise Histrionics.

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    September 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And the decaf Americano blues. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Zab’z. Be …
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  3. The Moment Everything Changed.

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    September 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    And by everything, I mean the smell of the room. And by changed, I mean started smelling like my fart. …
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  4. Preparing Your Expectations.

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    September 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    To do the limbo. We shall see how truly low they can go. I want to start off the day …
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  5. Precise and Particular Parameters.

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    September 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

    Pertaining to the post nuptials process. Nuptials is such a fucking weird word. Happy Play-Doh Day! The best smelling day …
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