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With So Much Groaning…
0November 8, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
You’d think it was a Simpsons and Futurama cross-ever. His name is actually pronounced like “graining”. Just so’s you know. …
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The Lawn Ornament That Keeps Rhythm.
0November 7, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
It’s called a Metro-gnome. Happy Notary Public Day! Here’s to all the hard working folks that make sure people are …
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Those Aren’t Allergies.
0November 6, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That’s a sinus erection. Happy Nachos Day! Those nachos were so fucking good. I kinda wanna make another pan of …
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The Reason.
0November 5, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
For the treason this season. Happy Bonfire Night! I mean, I know it’s Guy Fawkes Day, but really any excuse …
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Dinnertime Puns.
1November 4, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That no one can write down because their hands are full of burritos. Happy Roch Day! He’s just a boy. …
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