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If Stupidity Came In a Squeeze Bottle.
0April 7, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Walmart would be sold out of it right now. And that’s with the “limit one per customer” signs on everything. …
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Pressing Your Eyes Into Your Head So Hard.
0April 6, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
They come out the other side. I spent the whole weekend with a headache, reading comics, and working in the …
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One Stop Shopping.
0April 4, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
For all the graphic shark feeding, foot fetish fanzines you could ever want. Most of which are Hook Jaw and/or …
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Sometimes You Just Gotta Get Married…
2April 3, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
On your fake birthday. Yeah so Jitterbug and I decided to just get married last night. No big deal. Dave …
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Preparing to Make a Speculation About a Person’s Social, Racial, or Ethnic Background.
0April 2, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
When someone interrupts you to speculate about that person’s Hogwarts house. Yesterday was all wrong. It was partly Thursday, partly …
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