But having a shit memory.

I was very forgetful yesterday.

Probably because I had a million fucking things going on at once.

And my version of multitasking is speaking and walking at the same time.

That’s my limit.

Add eating an ice cream cone into the mix and you might as well call 911 because I’m probably about to get hit by a car.

Possibly in my own kitchen.

Because I wouldn’t be eating an ice cream cone anywhere else in my house.

And why the fuck would I not be at home?

Work?

Why the fuck would I be eating an ice cream cone at work?

That makes no sense.

How would ever get anything done?

Jeezus.

Just thinking about it is exhausting…

I haven’t given you my updated stats for the year in a bit, so I guess I will now.

I’ve taken 81,873 steps so far in May for a total of 41 miles.

That brings my yearly totals up to 1,653,164 steps and 802.4 miles so far.

I’ve also read 13 books in May so far.

For a total of 83 books for the year.

And I’m almost done with three or four more.

Let’s be real here.

I probably finished one or two after writing this post last night.

But anyway.

Now it’s Friday.

I have a shitload of stuff on the books for today.

Let’s go see if they actually happen.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC