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It’s Even Got a Built-In Funnel.
0June 18, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
So you don’t spill a drop of that precious vampire urine. Yesterday was a day that I didn’t have much …
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“I’m A Communist. I’ll Fuck Your Life Up.”
0June 17, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
“And I’ll eat your dog.” Yesterday was another day spent trying not to fall asleep. It was super difficult. Especially …
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Sometimes You Just Need To Stop.
0June 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And put food in your brain. A little cheddar. Keeps ya’ sharp. Get it? Sharp. Cheddar. But seriously though. I …
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“If I Have Any More To Drink…
0June 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Then neither of us will be fictional.” We spent most of Saturday “going to the lake”. Either getting ready to …
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The Flirty Hurdy Gurdy Twins.
0June 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And their dastardly ways. My shit was wrecked yesterday from all the running. So of course I had nearly all …
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