1. There’s Always Something Dead Around Here.

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    October 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Plenty for the vultures. I kicked yesterday’s ass. And it kicked mine right back. It was the fight scene from …
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  2. Going Full Lifetime Husband.

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    October 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    On that motherfucker for eating my chicken tenders. So GooGoo snuck into the kitchen and ate a whole baking sheet …
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  3. You’ll Know It.

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    October 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    When it looks like a cheeseburger. Yesterday was nuts. I drove all over the fucking place. Running all the errands. …
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  4. Wetting Your Noodle.

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    October 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Beats whetting the bed. Nein times outta tin. I still haven’t recovered from last week. I’m wrecked. So wrecked, in …
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  5. Being Hungover.

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    October 12, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    From everything. Last week was brutal. And the weekend didn’t off much relief. We were swamped all fucking weekend. And …
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