And the gizzard of a Bolivian.

We are still waiting for our test results to come back.

So we are still locked in this house together.

And I haven’t flipped out on anyone yet.

Yay for science!

And by “science” I mean “drugs”.

I could really get into this napping for two hours before the kids wake up thing.

It’s the only thing that makes the day tolerable.

I don’t think I’d make it if I didn’t recover some of my sleep time that I lose by being the last one to bed and the first one up.

Every.

Day.

I also take advantage of the fact that all the kids are in my bedroom all day making noises and mouth breathing, so I slip off to enjoy some quiet time in their rooms…

Oh, and fart a lot.

Because there’s nothing like the look on a kid’s face when they come back to their room and it smells like a black bean burger and protein shake fart.

With a side of root veggie fries and dumpster fire.

Maybe I’ll spend the day outside murdering and burning jungle today.

That sounds like a good plan.

Right after my nap, that is.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC