‘Normal Life’ Category
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Inbred? What’s That?
0July 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Is that some kind of protein? This week continues to amaze me. And by “amaze”, I mean “try to kill”. …
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Please. For the Love of Cod.
0July 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Just go brush your teeth. What the fuck. This week is trying to kill me. I was at 10,000 steps …
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FUNBAGS FOREVER!!!
0July 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
I EAT ONLY ICE CREAM! MY BONES ARE LIKE ROCKS! CALCIUM!!! Sometimes you clear 10,000 steps before 10am. And so …
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Dumber Than an Envelope Full of Hair.
0July 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And twice as annoying. This is why racquetballs were invented. After going for a run on Saturday morning, I decided …
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Falling Asleep.
0July 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
While you’re awake. Have you ever just stared so hard into nothingness that you go completely in and pop out …
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