‘Normal Life’ Category
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So Many Jokes About Hose.
0March 4, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That Marie Kondo doesn’t even know what to do with her hands. Happy Pound Cake Day! I pounded the shit …
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There Is No Donuts.
0March 3, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
There is only Zuul. Happy I Want You To Be Happy Day! Today, make it a point to do something …
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I Don’t Know If You Know This.
0March 2, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
But some wolves are stupid. Happy Old Stuff Day! Be sure to reminisce over your old stuff today. Maybe go …
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Boner Medicine.
0March 1, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
The cure for the common cinnamon omelette. Happy Dr. Seuss Day! You’d better be good. Or he will know. And …
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I Think We Are As Tired As Each Other.
0February 28, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Or “The Day I Became a Professional Mime.” Happy Public Sleeping Day! Yes. I now own a hat that says …
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