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1. Taking Naps.

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   May 4, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

   Is logical.

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2. Planning On Making Witty Titles With Puns About Noses.

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   May 3, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

   But failing to get a decent photo of your schnoz. 

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3. He Sure Does Talk About Raping People A Lot.

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   May 2, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

   Well, to be fair, he talks about bleeding from his orifices a lot, too.

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4. “Dog’s Got Fleas.”

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   May 1, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

   “Man’s got troubles.”

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5. “And You Could Never Rip a Hole In the Knee of One of Your Two Pairs of Pants.”

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   April 30, 2018 by sandwichcontrol

   “Because that showed that you were poor and an asshole and that your parents were poor and assholes too.”

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