‘Normal Life’ Category
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You Can Put My Love…
0February 7, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
On pasta. It’s the new hit from Beyoncé. Today’s theme is: sugar. That’s me digging through the candy cauldron for …
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Well You Can Tell Bobby Drake That He Can Come Right Over.
0February 6, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
And clean this fucking mess up. The website was down all day yesterday. I’m sure it’s working again because Taco …
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The Only Thing Worse Than Ending Up In Outhouse Slytherin.
0February 4, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
Is ending up in Outhouse Hufflepuff. Today’s theme is: talented. That’s Dave. He’s probably the most talented person I know. …
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The Road To Hell.
0February 3, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
Is paved with good impressions. Today’s theme is: recruit. I found that sticker on clearance at Walmart. It’s neon yellow. …
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Being Kinda Bad At Everything.
0February 2, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
As your superpower. Today’s theme is: country. That’s a Guatemalan flag. Because it’s a country. Welcome to the Year of …
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