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1. Your Friend Says Something Tragic About a Family Member.

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   January 27, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

   You say: “Oh, that’s terrible.” You think: “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”

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2. Make It Hot.

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   January 26, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

   Hotter. No, hotter.

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3. “You’d Never Know Until He Took His Clothes Off…”

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   January 25, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

   “At which point it would be too late.”

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4. I’m Not Eating Anything That Came From a Cloaca…

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   January 24, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

   And was then pickled in nightmares.

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5. A Day of Rest.

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   January 23, 2017 by sandwichcontrol

   And by “rest” I mean work.

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