Sandwich Control

1. A Level of Satisfaction.

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   June 17, 2016 by sandwichcontrol

   Only obtained by smashing a mirror with a bowling ball.

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2. Putting On a Sweatsuit.

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   June 16, 2016 by sandwichcontrol

   Made of actual sweat.

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3. Red Eyes.

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   June 15, 2016 by sandwichcontrol

   Green eyes.

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4. Headaches.

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   June 14, 2016 by sandwichcontrol

   The literal kind. Not the figurative kind.

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5. I Know You Don’t Normally Have One.

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   June 13, 2016 by sandwichcontrol

   But you’re gonna need to break out the filter.

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