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1. Canned Heat.

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   August 5, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

   Wasn’t that a really terrible softcore flick on late night Skin-a-max?

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2. Sometimes You Want To Eat a Salad.

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   August 4, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

   And sometimes you just want to burn your house down. Somethings are best left undone.

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3. When the Genitals Actually Find Each Other.

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   August 3, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

   After the long slog through the jungle. They’ll be all like “Dr. Livingston, I presume.”

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4. This Is Why I Don’t Have Nice Things.

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   August 2, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

   Your God just poops on them.

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5. Did You Move It With Your Bare Hands?

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   August 1, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

   No, I moved it with my MAN hands.

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