Have You Been Creepin’ On My Sleep Score?
0November 26, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
It’s a valid question. Some people are into disappointing data sets. I’m really tired of having a headache every day. …
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Carrots Are Like the Least Good Broccoli.
0November 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Just be thankful you can taste them. My sinuses are fucked right now because of all the dust and crap …
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A Day of Bad Choices.
0November 24, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And a night of regrets. Like when you eat high fiber tortillas at every meal. All day long. And wind …
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The Haren Kaircut.
0November 23, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And other ideas for passwords. So far my best idea is “In a 69, my Humpty nose will tickle your …
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Coming Up With Puns on the Fly.
0November 21, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Really isn’t the best ointment for a headache. Maybe it was the allergens. Maybe it was the barometric pressure change. …
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