My Farts Smell Like Drain Cleaner.
0August 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Not like strawberries. Yesterday was a giant clusterfuck. I went for a little walk first thing. With Thursdays being so …
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The Difference Between “You Have To”…
0August 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And “you get to”. Yesterday was a day of great conversations. And a shitload of errands. And a surprisingly few …
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“So There’s Ups and Downs To Having a Dead Mom.”
0August 12, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
“Like making a ‘Your Mom’ joke die on their lips.” “You mean, just like your mom?” The shit I hear …
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I Could Read a New Book.
0August 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Or I could just reread SEXCASTLE again. Well that’s a no-brainer. Man, yesterday was a brutal one. I didn’t sleep …
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Blinky’s Sinking Fund.
0August 10, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
If you’ve got buns, hon. What a strange weekend. On Saturday, after my run, I went out to Teacher Sis’s …
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