Attack Of the Invisible Baseball Hornets.
0June 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
To your inner thigh when you, literally, least expect it. Saturday was a long, long day. We got up way …
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Being Eaten Alive.
0June 27, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
By parasites. The bugs got me yesterday. But little did they know, I had eaten a Crunchwrap Surpreme and a …
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Smelling Like Wild Alfalfa.
1June 26, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
With a hint of incense. And tasting just like your shampoo and conditioner. Yesterday got fucking weird. I only got …
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Morris All You Need.
0June 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Just don’t get into mumming. That’s the road to the Dark Side. I did 13 more certifications yesterday while I …
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Their Behavior May Be Sudden.
0June 24, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And confused. I feel ya’, kid. I feel ya’. Monday and Tuesday kinda just blurred together into one big, chaotic …
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