Brainstorming My Plans For Garlic Buckets.
0May 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Filled with concrete. And painted fluorescent orange, yellow, and pink. Possibly green, as well. It’s never a dull moment for …
keep reading
Category Normal Life | Tags:
Why Does the Stuff Between My Toes…
0May 12, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Smell like Elmer’s glue? Maybe that’s how it’s made. Huh. You learn something new everyday. I knew I swore off …
keep reading
Category Normal Life | Tags:
If I Had Been One of the X-Men…
1May 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
My name would’ve been ‘Shitstorm’. Do you ever get weird poops? And then they resolve themselves into one giant normal …
keep reading
Category Normal Life | Tags:
Revenge of the Hungry Nerds.
0May 9, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
The pantry raids. Yesterday was a long one. It started way too early without nearly enough warning and was way …
keep reading
Category Normal Life | Tags:
The Downside of Thinking Yourself Clever.
0May 8, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
But having a shit memory. I was very forgetful yesterday. Probably because I had a million fucking things going on …
keep reading
Category Normal Life | Tags:
