He’s Playing Q*bert?
0January 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
As in the video game or as in his upcoming one-man show? The backyard was a frozen mud pit yesterday. …
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Circumnavigating the Circumcision Conversation.
0January 12, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Creatively, concisely, and questionably coherently. All those basketball games were exhausting yesterday. I mean, being around all those people just …
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Torrential Shit Opossum’s Existential Crisis.
0January 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Stemming from too many Pixie Sticks and a gender biased Clorox commercial. Yesterday kicked my ass. My watch doesn’t recognize …
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Remember That Time Ed Brubaker Punched You In the Face?
0January 10, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Oh, wait. That hasn’t happened yet in this timeline. Nevermind. Forget I mentioned it. Yesterday was doozy. I hustled all …
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Muting the Dialogue At the Wrong Time.
0January 9, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
So that the swear words are isolated and the normal words are quiet. This is what happens when I try …
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