Stepping Up My Title Game.
0January 3, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
To compete with a man who paints birds. I drive around a lot. Mostly for work. Sometimes for home. Always …
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Thinking Back.
1January 2, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
On that time I was from the future. We made it. 2020. That’s crazy talk. New Year’s eve was busy. …
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Wetting the Vaso Vag.
0December 31, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
By adding my tip to the invoice total. Happy Champagne Day! Why are we drinking champagne? Because it’s the last …
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Writing “Sod Off”.
0December 30, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
On the side of my shotgun. Happy Bacon Day! I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but …
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The Island of Doctor Merlot.
0December 29, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And other tales of horror. Happy Pepper Pot Day! As much as I’d love to celebrate tripe soup day, I …
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