I’m Sure Somebody Can.
0December 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
But that somebody isn’t me. Maybe you should just go to your room for five years and work on it. …
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Being Conflicted.
0December 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
It’s like wishing humans were wiped off the face of the planet, but still wanting people to like you. Just …
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Zero To Overwhelmed.
0December 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
In a matter of seconds. Happy Dot Your I’s Day! It’s a clever one. If you know, you know. Yesterday …
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Honey, That’s Not a Magic Trick.
0December 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That’s just you stacking animals on Baby Jesus. Happy Hard Candy Day! This is what having children is like. There’s …
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Sick and Disoriented.
0December 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
At the thought of those fireballs and part mutant wasps. Happy Bake Cookies Day! I didn’t really bake those. I …
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