And I Wouldn’t Have To Go To Work.
0November 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Because I’d be sweatpants. I guess my parents just fucked that right up. Thanks a lot. Happy Vichyssoise Day! It’s …
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A Greasy Bracelet.
0November 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
A bit of advice, add a little ketchup to slip it over your hand. Happy Homemade Bread Day! That gorgeous …
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Transitions.
0November 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
It feels a little like blasphemy, but I think I’m starting to like tea more than coffee. Happy Games Day! …
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Gifting a Goat.
0November 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Versus ramming your elbow into the stone countertop. Happy Clean Out Your Fridge Day! I’ll clean ours out later. I …
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Getting Betty Davisized.
0November 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Creeping? Or broke down? Definitely creeping. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to the …
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