The Living Hell.
0September 26, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Of being in a children’s bible class. Happy Pancake Day! Yesterday was backwards as fuck. Everything was all twisted around …
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Ew, No!
0September 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
He’s my soulmate. And I hate him. Oh. My. Cod. Today’s holiday is amazing. Happy Comicbook Day! Yesterday was mundane. …
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Adding a Shot of Triple Sec.
0September 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
To your baby’s Similac®. Is called a Dreamsicle. Night, night sweet baby. Happy Punctuation Day! Yesterday wanted to be crazy. …
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Oh, You Got Here Just In Time.
0September 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
We were discussing prison orgies. Happy Autumnal Equinox! You can celebrate by enjoying a fall favorite… Happy Pot Pie Day! …
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One of the Many Reasons.
0September 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That I need interns. Happy Hobbit Day! So, apparently this isn’t my week for holidays. Yesterday was fucking Batman Day. …
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