When the Children Are Concerned About You Eating Something Dubious.
0September 10, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
You know it’s serious. Happy TV Dinner Day! The kiddos were very, very concerned that I was going to eat …
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A Deep-seeded Craving.
0September 9, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
For fried carbohydrates and MSG. Seriously. I’ve been jonesing for a Chinese buffet something serious. Happy Teddy Bear Day! The …
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He’s Not Going To Be Happy…
0September 8, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Until you beat him. Not like winning, but like whupping. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very …
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“I Could Make It On My Own.”
0September 7, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
“But it wouldn’t be pretty.” Happy Salami Day! The greasiest day of the year. That’s a salame di toscana. Or …
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Hold Your Breath.
0September 6, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Okay, maybe don’t. I’d like to start this morning by wishing a very Happy 50th Birthday to Lord Steel Bear. …
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