The Best Part of Parenting.
0August 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Is hearing one of your kids use one of your dad jokes against another kid. I’ve been reflecting on parenting …
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Your Bra Is the Sydney Opera House of Clothes.
0August 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
It says ‘Love You’ on a dirty napkin. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday …
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Doing It All By Yourself.
0August 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Double handedly. Happy Left-Hander’s Day! Here’s to all of you people forced into being ambidextrous simply because right-handed people make …
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One Man’s Trash…
1August 12, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Is another man’s free cupcakes. I’d like to begin this morning by congratulating Dave and Little Miss Cotton. Those idiots …
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Getting a Master’s Degree.
0August 11, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
At the Ludacris School of Poetry. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to That …
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