The Human Equivalent.
0July 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Of a cigarette butt. Happy Measuring Tape Day! We worked fourteen straight hours yesterday. You better believe I ate a …
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Put My Most Expensive Shoe…
0July 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Back in its bag. Happy French Fry Day! You better believe that those fries got drowned in chili and cheese. …
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I Haven’t Had Potato Salad This Good…
0July 12, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Since Christopher Columbus. Happy Pecan Pie Day! I was a good boy. For the most part. So I got my …
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The Little Cropduster That Could.
0July 11, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And probably did. I’d like to begin today by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Johnny Fox. Be sure to …
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She Gets Puked On By Dead People.
0July 10, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
ALL THE TIME. Happy Kitten Day! Yesterday was a long day. I mowed in the morning. Until it became a …
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