“And I Saw This Old Lady’s Cooter.”
0June 9, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
“And it was… not good.” Happy Writer’s Rights Day! Yesterday was a long day. And a helluva doozy on top …
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There’s Always Something To Tweeze.
0June 8, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And other revelations. Happy Best Friends Day! I was lucky enough to spend a wonderful evening at the ol’ ball …
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“Like the Thing Doctors Use.
0June 7, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
But made out of something else.” “What, like Bavarian cream?” Happy Doughnut Day! Yesterday was fucking crazy. It rained all …
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Did You Just Gaslight God?
0June 6, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
No. Okay, maybe just a little. Happy Yo-Yo Day! I like that you can’t see the string on my yo-yo. …
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But It’s Got What Plants Crave.
0June 5, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
It’s got electrolytes. Happy Running Day! And what perfect day for a run. It’s only 9,000 degrees Fahrenheit with 286% …
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