Some Days You Wake As Neil.
0May 30, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And you go to bed Vyvyan. Happy Hole In My Bucket Day! That nightmarish wonder was only made possible because …
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Only Her.
0May 29, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
No one else. Happy Paperclip Day! Feel free to thank Johan Vaaler for inventing this little wonder back in 1899. …
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If I Ever See Him Again.
0May 28, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
I’m going to cut open his head. And eat his brain. Happy Hamburger Day! Cod. That burger was so good. …
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This Vent Was Made For Drunk People.
0May 27, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Got real hot real fast? No problem. I got you. Happy Grape Popsicle Day! Yesterday was a long day. A …
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I Vant…
1May 26, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
To take… A nap… I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Great Scott. Be …
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