Make ‘Em Say Eww.
0May 25, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Naw naw naw naw. Happy Towel Day! Don’t panic. Yesterday wrecked my shit. I rushed around in the morning getting …
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Striking a Conduit With a Volleyball.
1May 24, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
You may find the results shocking. Happy Scavenger Hunt Day! Let’s see. What happened yesterday? I read some comics. I …
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John Wick Is Like the Harry Potter of Murder.
0May 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Instead of magic. Happy Red Nose Day! Yesterday was a good day. So much coffee. And good conversation. And a …
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Instant Headaches.
0May 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
The price of getting real hot real fast. I’d like to begin this morning by wishing a very Happy Birthday …
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A Hateful Bullfrog of a Woman.
0May 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
That’s what you get for making yourself into a cubist self portrait of yourself. Happy Memo Day! Yesterday was the …
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